Celtics legend Robert Parish to launch cannabis line in Mass.
Chief Keef?
Chief Keef is a great name lol
Yes that’s why a rapper already has that name
You win this was my thought
Bulls Kush
Fire name but I bet he needs approval
If you live in Massachusetts, this is a friendly reminder to vote no on question 8 to keep recreational cannabis legal 🍀 🍀 🍀
Yeah that would be pretty bad if it passes.
https://stoptherepealma.com/
What a giant waste of money. All these people who oppose shit like this think they’re doing God’s work. Imagine that kind of effort actually going to things that matter and making a positive impact on people’s lives
Inhale to the Chief!
How about a signature line for his frontcourt buddy: McInhale
And a tagline for getting as high as a Bird…
Ok that one sucked but there is potential here
For anyone who might not know, parish was charged with misdemeanor possession in 1993 when a drug sniffing dog in San Fran found a package addressed to the chief’s Weston mass home with 5 oz of weed in it.
What? So you could just mail drugs to someone and they would get charged?
If memory serves, I think he accepted the package then they charged him
I mean that’s still absurd.
“Oh someone mailed me a package, I wonder what it is.” Is a totally reasonable action to take.
Similar thing happened with Bob Denver (Gilligan, Maynard G Krebbs) back in 1998. The DEA intercepted a FedEx package sent to him containing an oz of weed.
They arrested him after he signed for it. Initially, Denver claimed that it was sent to him by Gilligan’s Island co-star Dawn Wells (Mary Ann), then later testified that it was actually sent by a fan. He ended up getting 6 mos of probation.
Can’t believe Gilligan tried to throw her under the bus like that.
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If you want to consume unregulated material with fake CoA’s and unknown chemicals, sure.
Sender fucked up.
You gotta put laundry detergent powder in the box.
The weed goes inside a baggy with Vaseline around inside a coffee can….
Or…ummm…or so I’ve been told…
😶🌫️
I remember when this happened, a friend of mine, also a Cs fan, said “So that’s why they call him The Chief.”
The guy was already an entrepreneur in formation
Chief and Chong.
Chief and Bong
Double 0’s 7 leaf clover
I like this one
THC Garden
My favorite part of that HBO doc was the Chief in a chauffeured SUV saying “people in Boston probably don’t even remember me” then the vehicle parks and the door opens to some Masshole on the sidewalk like “hey what’s up, Chief”
He better hope Mass votes to maintain recreational cannabis
Scared the shit out of me
According to Canna Provisions, the Robert Parish line launches with five products:Robert Parish Full Court Chronic (flower) — the flagship strainFull Court Chronic Pre-Roll — the same flower in a single 1g pre-rollThe Chief Kief — a proprietary hybrid kief blend of some of our favorite strainsBad Mother F’er — Full Court Chronic infused with The Chief Kief in a 1g pre-rollCenter Mass — 3.5g of pre-ground Full Court Chronic flower blended with Chief Kief
“Parish will appear at Canna Provisions and partner stores the week of September 21, 2026, to launch his line of cannabis products, meet customers and sign memorabilia.”
He clearly has his finger on the pulse!
The Cheeb
Da Chief!
Parishioners Pot
Green stuff
Going the Shawn Kemp route. I have a great picture of Kemp and my son outside of one his dispensaries and man is that dude high
Didn’t Pierce do this too?
Iron FrameImpact 00Paint Protector
smokin on that 420 leaf clover pack
Fuck yeah
Chief’s Celtic Green
Chief with the loud
Insa has a Mazzula strain, Truth x Amalfi Coast. Hilarious
Lame
Just what the world needed another celebrity weed brand.
You’re getting downvoted, but you’re right.
These are all cash grab collabs.
They re-name a strain that was already part of their in house grow and market that as the flagship strain, then pepper in some overpriced specialty products.
This is happening in every legal market.
(It’s not a celebrity “brand” though. It’s a collaboration with an existing company. They’re paying him to use his NIL)
Robert Parish Full Court Chronic (flower) — the flagship strain
Full Court Chronic Pre-Roll — the same flower in a single 1g pre-roll
The Chief Kief — a proprietary hybrid kief blend of some of our favorite strains
Bad Mother F’er — Full Court Chronic infused with The Chief Kief in a 1g pre-roll
Center Mass — 3.5g of pre-ground Full Court Chronic flower blended with Chief Kief
His “line” is a renamed existing strain, and a bunch of frivolous items.
Prerolls are trash clippings that didn’t make the 3.5 bag 99% of the time.
A “proprietary blend” of kief, same deal.
Infused joints are trash weed, rolled, and dipped in leftover kief.
Pre-ground flower - same deal - all the clippings that weren’t good enough to sell in the 1/8th bags, ground up and sold.
Sad
I’ve angered at least 11 pot heads
Be careful, his weed might give you the urge to beat your wife.