He’s learned his lesson. Just need to take one pic of him pour an iced Capp with chocolate milk and he’s avoiding all the allegations.

/u Hes learning from his mistakes and not repeating them in the future. Thats called maturity :p

Bigfoot style implies it’s not actually him and just the shadow of a random tree or something. He good.

He’ll get photographed for another 50 million

It’s not really that he didn’t do work, it’s that those deals were paid for with balmer money

That’s just Drake in a Kawhi suit.

Uncle Dennis is in the costume

Dennis Donuts

Couldn’t resist the allure of free timbits

Rename Tim Horton”s to Kawhi Leonard’s

Tim Hortons: the Kawhi Laughing of food

imagine the rewards on the mastercard with 50 million

That’s a lot of useless Canadian tire money

Add another amount of cash to go use an ice scraper from Princess Auto.

Not going to lie…. This would make an EPIC ad campaign. Have you seen Big Hand? Is he really doing ads for TH or is it all a hoax? Has he actually shown up for any advertising work?

Prizes for photographic evidence!!!

Lol, the tims in your area must suck

“We don’t care”

- Stephen A (When talking about possible circumvention when Kawhi signed with the Clippers initially)

“I … didn’t know I couldn’t do that”

“That was good, wasn’t it? Because I did know I couldn’t do that, euhehhehahah”

Michael Scott

He’s a gangster…

we’ll not be able to get him for the murders… but maybe so for tax fraud

I thought Ja was the real gangster

Literally what mobsters call no show jobs with unions.

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Fr man I’m tryna be optimistic but like even if Kawhi plays 65 games like last year and we get a top 4 seed in the east, I’d be absolutely shocked if his knees are able to handle multiple competitive playoff series…

I mean shit even back in 2019 he was limping like an old man by the ecf. Just don’t think it’s realistic to expect to be any kind of legit contender with old Kawhi as your #1

I’m not thrilled.

Im amazed more people don’t remember how awful Kawahi looked in the 4th Quarter of the Clippers play-in match against the Warriors.

The dude was completely gassed and got fucking destroyed by a 36yo Draymond 1 on 1 and couldn’t get a single shot to go in as their lead slipped away and they lost. Despite having a pretty good game up to that point too.

I’ve watched the Lakers enough as a Lebron fan, whose got way more gas in him then Kawahi ever did to begin with, to know full well that there’s 0 chance Kawahi is going to be able to handle carrying the Raptors offense even if he’s 100% healthy.

It’s objectively a bad idea.

It’s not like Toronto is a super hot trade destination. The Clippers are likely to pick up superstar caliber players in trades because they are still Los Angeles based. A player like Kawhi willing to come back to Toronto is kind of an anomaly.

Would Ballmer get booed? He’s the only reason they even have Intuit

Uncle Dennis was on the trip to China with Kawhi this summer…

Olvia Khow

lol no. I love Kawhi. But I want him no where close to municipal government budgets and contracts.

The loyalty yall have for kawhi is pretty wild. Leaves you after he won a chip and only returns cause yall the only team that would pay him the max as an injury prone 35 year old.

The man just broke a thousand rules to fraudulently enrich himself, and you say fuck it let’s make him mayor.

No wonder Ford keeps winning elections

$235,850.94 CDN, per the latest municipal budget report for 2026.

It does if you are corrupt as fuck.

You think that was bad? The crack addict was followed up by a Rogers exec! At least crack addicts are honest.

We’re good. We have 85,000,000,000 trees in Ontario

Whatever one Brad Bradfords in.

Soon they will remove Toronto from the name. Rogers Raptors. Or maybe just The Raptors. To solidify the Canada connection and reduce the city tie.

no you fucking dont lmao

For whatever reason they were great owners. Pretty odd arrangement, it would be cool for someone to do a deep dive on how that worked.

Because the Leafs and Raptors in the several years leading up to the sale in 2012 were so good….

Lmao.

So you prefered a badly run team that would never win shit.

did you actually watch sports when that happened because those teams were a fucking disaster

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Try Boingo

My wife and I have freedom mobile. While the prices are really great, cell service can be really trash. Dead spots even in Vancouver. Basically useless in lots of rural areas. If/when we move from the city we’ll likely have no choice to switch unless Freedom offers satellite connectivity ala ASTS in the next couple years.

It’s a Rogers subsidiary.

This is such a stupid fucking take.

The guy carried us last year, played about as many games as someone can play in a season, and looked like the best player in baseball. Took our team to Game fucking 7, extra innings no less.

Then, he went to play in the WBC.

Dude is burnt out, and probably injured. Yes, it was a shitty year, and I’ll eat my words if he plays like this again next year, but the guy deserves to not be shit on by our fans.

Probably the same people who shat all over Siakam before he was traded, or Fred, or DeMar, or any number of other players.

Toronto fans are too fucking fair-weather, instant gratification needing fools.

Him planting trees in the community to ingratiate himself would be fucking epic.

Hand him a rake

Wildfires in fucking Canada. We’re cooked

Smokey Bear has story time with Kawhi? Just cost $28m

The Raptors who famously struggle to get people to come in free agency agreeing to something that would destroy one of their best avenues to talent (drafting) after it’s been well documented we refused to engage in bad faith contract negotiations with Kawhi in 2019? Sure.

And this guy took that personally.

Kawhi proverbially showed up and poured gasoline on everything.

Ballmer and Frank chose the lighter instead of the hose and the call to 911

Why are they even allowed to be a part of the nba anymore

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At a half billion I’m sure he won’t cry too much.

It’s actually a chunk less. It’s 11 million less across the two seasons so 5.5 million a season. So like 8 or 9% less than the max.

Spare change like always

The cost of doing business

Wouldn’t be surprised if this deal had a 700k signed in cursive bonus or something along those lines

700k OR basically one game check on this deal

Saw someone break it down that it adds up to 2x the maximum fine for a player for 2 extensions/signings

Kawhi and Uncle Dennis about to teach contract negotiations at the local college

yeah, it’s called being one of the greatest players of this generation.

What’s it like under the rock?

The NBA along with the Clippers

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Also Kawhi and Dine benefits

Yeah but he has to pay \(54.99 CAD to watch an AEW PPV instead of \)49.99 USD.

Kawhi is a sicko who watches AEW, in my mind.

With that amount of money, there is no need for the conversion lol. I am nowhere near $100k CAD

I’m sure it’s why we gave him the player option but like, hilarious that he’s said he wants to retire here but also wanted a PO juuuust in case

I don’t think they’re dropping that little off the contract unless it has benefits for the org.

He’s not impressing anyone with a 10mil discount, obviously lol

It’s just enough for the org to have cap space to sign potential rookie players and or bench fodders, still worth tho

It was extremely funny for me as a Pats fan when Brady did exactly that lol. Gets suspended for 4 games and then comes back and says fuck you and wins a Super Bowl AND SB MVP lmfao. Had the league looking foolish. Especially when they apparently had data that showed other NFL balls deflated at halftimes due to weather conditions and that would have cleared the Pats from any wrongdoing but they hid it. Allegedly, anyway.

Wouldn’t it be funnier if he were injured the next two seasons

damn i missed the story about the literal bus. that sounds dangerous hope dennis is okay

Atleast 48M off the books. That was just Aspiration and turns out there were loads of other ghost endorsements.

A literal bus? Goddamn, someone go help him!

Probably gave uncle dennis one last payday to stay quiet and take the heat?

FYI docs disclosed he got paid like 21m at the end of the day, not the 48

How often has that ever actually been the case?

Yeah, that too! All that money and at best he’ll load balance at worst he’ll be injured and out a ton of games.

Oh well he’s practically broke then I guess. /s

He obviously cares a lot about his people.

His loyalty to his uncle and deeply wanting to live near home.

Took Boston to 7 with Pascal only remembering how to do a spin move bc didnt train in quarantine.

Raptors weren’t beating that Lakers team, even with Kawhi. He didn’t have that 2019 juice anymore.

lol he didn’t say no thanks to the money; he knew what he was doing and blamed his uncle. Dude is a grown man

he famously steals mora than he fouls

Well if you give him 0 points for the games he doesn’t play, he’s more like a 11ppg guy

There’s a big gap between “still a market for” and “here’s a player option at age 37 for 32% of the cap” for a guy who’s only played more than 65 games once in the last decade.

there are guys that are quite literally cheating by taking PED’s.

How is this in the same realm?

Kawhi circumventing the cap did not allow him or the Clippers to gain any unfair advantage on the court.

All the people expecting 35-38 year old Kawhi to play a full playoffs.

Oh yeah, I know, it’s just funny that hockey is Canada’s most popular sport but the Maple Leafs make chump change compared to the Raptors and Blue Jays.